I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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