do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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