You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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