pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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