doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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