please come you make the beer taste better
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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