She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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