Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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