I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
