that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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