Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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