Your tits are I can't wait for
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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