Don't you send me to vm
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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