Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
