Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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