you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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