It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
