But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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