why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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