i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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