Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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