i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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