Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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