Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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