PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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