Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
