did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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