Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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