Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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