im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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