it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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