We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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