She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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