when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
