Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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