Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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