I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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