Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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