thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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