Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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