I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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