Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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