i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I would fuck him just for his dog
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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