I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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