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Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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