Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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