thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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