never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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