If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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