we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
